Thursday, September 11, 2008

Getting philosophical

So here's what I've been thinking about lately: contrary to popular belief, we (humans) are not on the top of the evolutionary scale. I am prepared to argue that dogs are evolutionarily more advanced than humans. For the moment we can set aside their obvious superiority in loyalty, love, and general good-naturedness, in which humans can be notoriously challenged. These things we somehow leave out of our evaluations of evolutionary advancement. Realistically though, we evaluate the evolutionary advancement of animal species by intelligence, aptitude, language, opposing thumbs, walking on two legs, building tools, creating and using technology, and where we sit on the food chain (despite the fact that it is still best for our bodies, for non-human animals, and for the enviromnent for us all to eat a little "lower" on the food chain). Okay, so what if that puts us at our own self-defined top of the ladder? Even if we accept our self-generated and self-directed definitions of intelligence and superiority, it seems to me that we have overlooked one important question.

Which is more evolutionarily advanced: the animal who can walk on two feet, pick things up, use technology, and eat anything it wants to eat, or the animal who has systematically adopted a position of being pampered and served and fed by that other evolutionarily advanced animal?

We think they're just simple-minded little sweethearts in dresses, but don't be fooled. In terms of what really counts, they are the superior species.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Calvin, ssssh!
While this is the accepted wisdom to all canines, we prefer that the humans remain in the dark about the whole thing.
Muffin.

Heather and Josh said...

This all sounds a little 'So long, and thanks for all the fish'- ish to me..

Calvin said...

But Muffin, what if people began to open their eyes to the the truth? If we all realized we are a part of the animal world rather than the rulers, owners, or guardians of it, maybe we could change the way we think about and relate to our sibling species. Or perhaps people would grow afraid of dogs' secret plan of world domination (i.e. when humans finally succeed in making the world inhabitable for our species, dogs will be in the best position of all species to gorge themselves on all our stored abundance - a new era).

Heather, not sure I get your fish comment. Care to elaborate?

Heather and Josh said...

Um, I read Douglas Adams' Hitch-hiker recently. The dolphins and mice are way smarter than the people and before Earth gets obliterated, they take off. The dolphins say the quote.
A little left-field, sorry. But spot on your philosophies.